Super Bowl Predicition

With only 3 more days until the Super Bowl, it is time to make my prediction. Tom "Bad Boy" Brady will be so distracted by his marriage proposal from Inez Gomez that he will fail and fumble.

Eli Manning on the other hand does not have the same good looks or charm to warrant a crazed reporter offering the world to him. That southern charm only goes so far. Eli will play well, but he won't be the reason the Giants pull off the upset. Osi Umenyiora and Antonio Pierce will tag team Lawrence Maroney with the Eiffel Tower special.

Giants 27 Patriots 21

You better stick around Rex

Offering Rex Ryan a raise and promotion seems to have subdued his desires to be a head coach in the NFL for the time being. I will be the first to say that I thought Ryan should assume the role of head coach of the Ravens, but the powers that be didn't listen to my constant calling and begging. I'm sure it didn't help that I only spoke in an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice.

Ryan will be sticking around under the new title of assistant head coach, and will be receiving a paycheck totaling $1.5 million. Not too shabby, not Jason Garrett numbers, but I'll take it.

This is a huge move for the Ravens. Keeping Ryan around should make the dynamic in the locker room full of lollipops and rainbows. With players coach John Harbaugh, players coach Rex Ryan, and enigma Cam Cameron the purple birds are looking ripe for a turnaround next season.

On a sadder note, I think all-universe Jonathan Ogden's career might come to an end. The St. Albans high school home town boy is currently leaning toward calling it quits and who can blame him. My brilliant idea is to make Kelly Gregg play superman style and clog the holes on both the offensive and defensive lines. Any takers??

Ray Lewis Hates Trent Dilfer

RayRay was recently hooked up to his old friend Mr. Polygraph. I don't know if this was his first lie detector test or not, but I think he did quite well. He only lied about Dilfer being a quality quarterback. Ofcoarse Dilfer sucks. He is certainly no Peyton, he's not even Eli, he's not even the lesser known Cooper Manning.

I know what everybody is thinking, "If I had Ray Lewis attached to a polygraph I would ask him about the murder charge." We all know he didn't do it. He spends all his free time playing Madden and praying. With such intense extra curricular activities who would have time to commit murder.

Kudos to RayRay for passing a test. A++